These cliches written on a Vegas gas pump are as good as gold.
*Submitted by Elil
Woman throws shoe at Hillary Clinton. Why? Because a tire iron wasn't readily available!
*Submitted by Jersey Jane
The judges give him a 9.7
*Submitted by James V.
These guys do some pretty funny practical jokes. This time they hurled on Vegas…
*Submitted by Lamont R.
Kind of looks like Justin Bieber fighting, doesn't it?
Submitted by Jules B
We know that ATM fees in casinos are a bit on the high side but JEEZ! This one was shot at the Venetian.
*Submitted by Cambot
Comment from submitter: "OK, so I got into my car at Smiths [Food King], looked up, and saw this. I went and asked the driver if I could take a pic. I explained why I wanted the photo and he said, 'It's not me, it's the DMV. They are the anti-Christ"
*Submitted by Jason S
Seems like Britney Spears is having more and more difficulty covering up her lip syncing with her new show at Planet Hollywood. Here's ANOTHER EXAMPLE.
*Submitted by Nico B
If you get drunk and start threatening Metro, you're gonna have a bad time!
*Submitted by Adrienne L
It's the same old Vegas story…
Man breaks into showroom locker room and starts stealing things.
Man is confronted by an army of body builders who perform in the show.
Man gets his ass hanted to him.
Bonus mugshot photo!
*Submitted by Cathy A